What is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me

Who needs education when you can find Love

You decide that it was going to be your mission to romance the heck out of the two new kids. It is safe to say you do a pretty darn good job.

You weren't doing great in your Math class so you got the Shy Nerdy kid to tutor you. After many long sessions of studying in the library you bonded over how hard it can be to fit in. He showed you his collection of old video games and you spent hours playing them together. He was very sweet and outgoing once you got to know him.

You thought getting to know the Confident Jock would be difficult considering the amount of attention he was getting after scoring the position of starting quarterback on the school's varsity team. Turns out you didn't have to try to hard since he walked up to a few days later to see if you wanted to get milkshakes at the local diner. You guys spent many nights grabbing milkshakes and talking about life. He seemed cocky at first but was a gentleman whenever you were with him.

In the end, you can only be with one. Who's it going to be?

Keeping at that Daily Grind

You decide to just do what you usually do.

You don't do anything new.

You just kinda live your life the way you always have.

Nothing happens.

Nothing changes.

Ending 4/19: No End to the Ordinary

Treasure Ahead!

Large chunks of ice fill the ocean as the crew of the Black Falcon run around the ship to try and avoid the dangerous terrain. You stand on the top next to the Captain who is aggressively steering the ship; dodging icebergs as they pass. The reason this treasure has gone unclaimed for so long becomes more and more apparent every time you notice a smashed ship on the ice. Some with a skeleton on the flag and some with skeletons on the ship.

You reach an iceberg so large, it completely towers over the ship. The Captain yells at the crew to drop anchor and through the hustle and bustle, you can see a cavern in the iceberg. You point it out to the Captain who jovially slaps you on the back. He seems happy.

You and a few others walk into the icy cavern with the Captain leading the way. Skeletons cover the ground in a tangled mess. You tread over them carefully unlike your Captain who crushes bones beneath his boot with each powerful step. You expect there to be traps, but all of the traps hang limply having already been set off by the skeletons that litter the floor.

When you reach the end of the cavern there is a large pedestal holding the Yeti Diamond. The Diamond is shaped like a Yeti but is not nearly as big as you had hoped it would be. The Captain nudges you forward. You chose the treasure so you're going to be the one to claim it.

You reach out your hand to claim it. The statute feels heavy in your hand and as soon as you lift it off the pedestal the walls start to groan and shake. You rush back to the crew with the gem and prepare for the trap, but there is no trap. The walls slowly open up to reveal a hoard of even more treasure.

You and the rest of the crew grab as much as you can. It's not long after that the entire ship is covered in riches. The treasures are enough for everyone on the ship to live comfortably for the rest of their days. It's a pretty happy ending as far as pirate stories go. You definitely picked the right choice.

Ending 12/19: A Rich Ending

Positivity at its finest

It is such a great day to be you and there is no one else in the whole wide world you would rather be. An excellent choice.

You get ready for a big day. So what's on the agenda, champ?

Lilies it is!

Roses are way too cliche anyway. You want something fresh and exciting, and that's lilies. The rest of the wedding goes off without a hitch (or at least not another hitch). You get married to the prince and are brought back to his dark and foreboding castle.

Oh boy. This isn't looking too good for you.

Your marriage is complicated, to say the least. If surgery existed, the prince might have safely removed the scepter that must be so far up his ass. He wants a lot of things that you don't want and he is not above forcing his way.

You definitely got the asshole side of the dice when you rolled on this guy. Luckily a couple of years later you both catch the plague and die. It's a tragic ending, but hey, at least you don't have to share a bed with your jerk of a husband anymore.

Ending 9/19: A Not-so-Happily Ever After

Explode your Tastebuds

The genie looks at you in a funny way. It is kind of a wild wish to go with. He steps back, rubs his hands, and then claps them together. In the distance, you see a rising Volcano constructed of bacon, pancakes, eggs, and every other breakfast food imaginable. Mount Breakfast explodes and syrup flies everywhere.

The next day the news reports over 300 dead from multiple different breakfast-related issues caused by the volcano.

Yikes.

Ending 5/19: You've cured World Hunger but at what cost?

Touchdown for the Heart

At the end of the day, you connected with the confident jock more.

Your first date together was at the spring carnival. You shared a funnel cake and your very first kiss at the top of the Ferris wheel. The view had been spectacular and yet when you turned his eyes were only on you, it was a moment you would never forget. You both played all of the hokey carnival games together and used the tickets you won together to get a teddy bear.

You two are very happy together and the bear was used as a centerpiece for your wedding to him a few years later. It was quite a touching story.

I think it's very safe to say you live happily ever after.

Ending 2/19: Good Game

Wow! I bet you weren't expecting that to work!

Oddly enough, after you say that, you're no longer in your bathroom, though you're not sure where you are now. The area surrounding you is pitch black and you can't tell where the floor ends and the ceiling begins. It's honestly a miracle that you're still managing to stand in this void.

In front of you are three pedestals, each with an item on top. You can see them all crystal clear despite the darkness surrounding you.

Maybe you should take an item?

Live in the Moment or Don't Live at All

You do not get much time to look around before you are shoved off the ship by a man in naval uniform.

Your mouth fills with saltwater as you crash into the ocean. The water is rough and you're slammed into the side of the ship. As you sink deeper and deeper into the abyss you think you see a mermaid. She shakes her head and swims on.

Ending 11/19: If You're Gonna Stop at Least Drop and Roll

No.

No. Nope. No thanks. Not for me.

The power of the pure urgency behind that "NO" is enough to break reality and get you out of… Whatever the heck that was. I'll even break script just to agree.

That was pretty horrible.

Glad we both got out of that okay.

Ending 14/19: It Could've Been Worse

The Dating Sim.

At the end of the day, you connected with the shy nerdy kid more. Your first date together was at a cute little pizzeria next to an arcade. You laughed when he couldn't break the cheese when eating his slice. After that, you went to the arcade together where he beat you in a whole bunch of games before letting you win a few. He used his prize tickets to get you a teddy bear which sits on your bed.

You two are very happy together and the bear was used as a centerpiece for your wedding to him a few years later. It was quite a touching story.

I think it's very safe to say you live happily ever after.

Ending 1/19: New High-Score

Work smarter not harder

You decide to avoid the cute new kids in favor of doing well in school. The rest of the year you study really hard in order to pull up your grades. When you graduate you continue your education at a prestigious college and write some big important paper on how education is good.

Your success knows no bounds and you end up doing very well for yourself though sometimes it gets a little lonely. You're smart so you are able to combat the loneliness by buying a puppy and practicing some self-care.

Ending 3/19: Congrats on being the smartest person in the room

Chasing that Papertrail

Where did that money come from? Money doesn't come from nothing. The genie tells you. The money is from a bunch of government officials and is now in your wallet. It shouldnt be long before they figure out what happened to it.

Twenty years later you are still on the run. You used some of the money to buy a van and the means to survive but your bank account has been locked and it's been kind of hard to find work when you are wanted across the country for grand theft.

Don't ask questions you're not going to like the answers to.

Ending 7/19: Enjoy your lifetime road trip

You're gonna Need a Bigger Piggy Bank

You decide to save the money. You don't spend it right away and instead, invest it so later on you have even more money.

Twenty years later you own a mansion with a swimming pool the size of a lake. You own fifteen thriving businesses because you were able to hire all of the best minds. You eat five-course meals and never have to work a day in your life.

Looks like you made a pretty good wish.

Ending 6/19: Now you are a rich girl nananananananana

What is this? Some kind of Disney Movie?

No. You're obviously not going to marry a man that you haven't even met.

Frankly, it's insulting that you would ever be forced into that kind of situation in the first place.

You pack a bag full of food, clothes, and some family jewels you can sell later on for money. Then you bounce out of there as quickly as you possibly can. It's not a very well-thought-out plan if you are being entirely honest, but it works and you manage to get out without a problem.

Five years later, you have started your very own bakery in a neighboring country. Turns out, you're really good at making cupcakes and the surrounding villages seem to think so too! You make a lot of money and enjoy a very fulfilling life!

Ending 8/19: A Sweet Conclusion

A rose by any other name, amiright?

It's a very basic choice, but it's best not to overcomplicate things. The rest of the wedding goes off without a hitch (or at least not another hitch) and the prince is actually very handsome. On your way to his sparkling white castle, you guys talk.

(Communication is important in any relationship, even in arranged royal mystery marriages.)

You guys talk about the future and what you both want and ways to compromise when you come to a difference of opinions. You talk about what you like to do!

The prince loves to read medieval Sci-fi (it's the 1600s so probably clockwork pirates chasing after diamond treasure or something). You tell him all about your love for pastries and even that you really want to learn how to bake! He suggests you learn together. It's all absolutely adorable.

You both live a long happy life together. It's simple and beautiful. You never think about what could've been because you are certain that you made the right choice.

Ending 10/19: Happily Ever After

You don't pick up anything.

You just hang out in the void.

Nothing happens.

Nothing changes.

You're not sure how to get out or even just go back home, but you've decided that it's definitely safer to just not touch anything until you've figured out what's happening…

This is probably going to take you a very long time.

Ending 17/19: An A-void-able Situation

Not my Trash, Not my Problem

You decide to leave the lamp alone. It was probably thrown out for a reason and you're not about to try and find out. Today's a good day, you're not going to let some creepy lamp kill your good vibes.

You keep going and having a good day. Nothing incredibly amazing happens, but nothing terrible happens either. It feels like it's been a while since you had a good ol' fashioned good day.

Enjoy it.

Ending 18/19: Lamp did not pass the vibe check

Chapter 3 part 1

u decide to chose Edwaedo because he love u for ywho y9ou really sre and not just for ur very beautiful and sexy body.

I am sorry Jacub but I was menat to be wit h JaCUbe I hope u iunderstand.

Jacub doesn';t say anything but he sexily nods letting u know that he still loves but will not be mad at u because u are so beautiful and chosen one and he still love u. u and Edwadro have very good life and u become vampyre and have lots of children and also becom e vampire.

In ur good life in the dark fores t of Ravenhearst with ur sexy husband and 58705 children ur mom come back because she was dead but not acttually dead an also u have and evil twin sister who wants to steel Edwardo from u because she hate u and is in loev with u re sexy vampire husban because he so sexy *gasp*.

Ending 16/19: It doesn't get continued

Iceberg Ahead!

Large chunks of ice fill the ocean as the creW of the Black Falcon run around the ship to try and avoid the dangerous terrain. You stand on the top next to the Captian who is aggressively steering the ship, dodging icebergs as they pass. The reason this treasure has laid untouched for so long becomes more and more apparent each time you notice another smashed ship on the ice. Some with skeletons on the flag and some with skeletons on the ship.

You reach an iceberg so large it completely towers over the ship. The Captain yells at the crew to drop anchor and through the hustle and bustle, you can see a cavern in the iceberg. You point it out to the Captain, he slaps you on the back, proud.

You and a few others walk into the icy cavern with the Captain leading the way. Skeletons cover the ground in a mangled mess. You tread over them carefully unlike your Captain who crushes bones beneath his boot with each powerful step. You expect there to be traps but all of the traps have already been set off and hang limply on the wall from overuse.

When you reach the end of the cavern there is a large pedestal holding the Diamond Yeti. The Diamond is shaped like a Yeti but is not nearly as big as you had hoped it would be. The Captain nudges you forward. You chose the treasure so you're going to be the one to claim it.

You reach out your hand to claim it lyhehhqwudsshgkhuhirorvsoroqj-

Ending 13/19: Wait- what's happening?!

It's Always important to ARRRRRRm yourself, get it?

You are definitely not in the void anymore.

You grip a wooden rail as the floor very suddenly rocks beneath you. Surrounding you is a rough ocean and a large ship. On closer inspection, you're on quite a large ship as well and the black flag with the skull and bones makes it pretty obvious what kind of ship you're on. Around you, people are fighting. You hear the grunts of battle and the sound of swords clashing against each other.

That's all you have time to process before you have to make a decision:

Who doesn't love a well-written Vampire Romance Novel?

Warning: If u have an English Major or an appreciation of literature this might be a bad time for you

u are no longer who u were 5 minutes ago.

Ur nam is Catherine Diamond-Yeti Raven Nightingale. u are 18 and u go to RavenHearst Academie a high school in the middle of a town in the middle of a deep dark brooding forest. U ar the most beautiful good looking girl in the whole school but u only have two friends because nobody notices how beautiful u are even

all of the boys who are no our love interst. U hav a tragic backstory™ and u r the chosen one (because o f tragi c backstory).

U sit at ur desk reading ur most favorite book of ever. It is Twilight and has very strong romance between vampire and human and werewolf. u love it so much. The teacher announces that there is a new kid in class today and u look up to see a sexy, muscular teenage man standing at the front of the classroom.

Hi my name is Edwardo Colleen (original character please no steal). I am new here in Ravenhearst.

Then the teacher left the classroom and he walk right up to u.

You put on the crown.

The crown feels very regal on your head and after about 5 seconds of feeling important, you hear your father calling you. You turn around to see where his voice is coming from and suddenly you are no longer in the void.

You are now in a very medieval-looking bedroom surrounded by maids. Your father has come in to check on his daughter, which is now you! You are Princess Abigail of Wiltshire and first in line to the throne if the people of this time period were of any intellectual capacity. Unfortunately, they are not and the throne will be going to your toddler brother, Prince John. You on the other hand get to be married off for political power and alliances, how exciting!

Lucky you, your wedding is actually today! Yipee!

You are to marry some prince from a place you've never heard of before. Is he a nice guy? Is he an asshole? It's a roll of the dice with arranged marriages like this, but whether you play with the dice or just flip the table is up to you.

Chapter 2

u wear this in the chapter I desined it.

Edwar Colon *blush*] back and u both are very in love but Edwindo has a big sexy secret he is really a vampire *gasp*. u do not know this yet because it is a big sexy secret. On tuesday he brings u into a deeppart of the forest in Ravenhearst that is dark but beautiful (just like me u).

My secret is too dark and mysterious and u may get hurt.

Eqdwaurdo, u could never hurt me because I love yu so much.

Okay, Katherine Diamond-Yeti Crow Nightingale, i am actually a vampire

u gasp because it is very shocking but u still love him but then there are werewolfs. The alpha of werewolf pack (he is the sexest) is actually ur long time crush Jacub Dark (original character please no steal). He is in love with u now and there is also huge battle with werewolfs and vampires over who love u.

To sav the world u have to choose.

Be yourself… unless you can be a Pirate, then be a Pirate.

You quickly duck out of the way as a soldier from the opposing ship attempts to knock you off the ship. As he tries to recover from his blunder you're able to push him off the ship and into the ocean.

Your sword feels light in your hand as you knock more and more enemies off the ship with your new skill as a pirate. It's not long before the rest of the soldiers retreat with their coattails between their legs and the entire pirate ship erupts into cheers. You join the cheering crowd and receive many slaps on the back for your bravery in the face of the Royal Navy. It isn't long before the captain comes to congratulate you as well.

It seems becoming a pirate was a great choice. Not only are you making all of the right choices, but you have the skill of one of the best pirates on the sea. It could be from how many times you watched The Pirates of the Caribbean back home but who's to say.

You climb the ranks quickly and after many treasure hunts and close calls with the Royal Navy, you become the first mate of the ship. But with great power comes great responsibility. The Captain has found maps for two different treasures, both claim to hide treasure that would last a lifetime. The choice is up to you.

Congratulations! You're getting married!

You have decided to marry the prince and see how it goes. Your father is positively thrilled. The maids continue to dress you in the nicest wedding gown you have ever seen. It's absolutely gorgeous but you still can't help but feel a little nervous about marrying this guy you've never met.

Preparations continue and you're actually starting to get excited for this whole wedding thing when two servants run up to you. There seems to have been a communication issue with the florist who has sent two different loads of flower arrangements for your big day. Oh no! What a dilemma! What a dilemma!

Chapter 3 part 2

u decide to love ur long itme crush Jaacub Darjk because u love his for long time and are excited that he love u back.

I am sorry Edwardo but I was menat to be wit h JaCUbe I hope u iunderstand.

Edwardo doesn';t say anything but he sexily nods letting u know that he still loves but will not be mad at u because u are so beautiful and chosen one and he still love u. u and Jacub have very good life and u become werewolf and have lots of children and puppys.

In ur good life in the dark fores t of Ravenhearst with ur sexy husband and 348759 children ur mom come back be cause she was dead but not actually dead caus e she is a live now and also u have and evil twin sister who want to steelll Jacub from u because she hate u and love dog *gasp*.

Ending 15/19: I guess "ur" a furry now

Let's make some Magic!

You rub the lamp and a genie pops out! Lucky you! The genie has offered to grant your greatest wish. You can have anything you want in the whole wide world! The decision is up to you though.

*Insert Smart Saying Here*

You walk into school ready to learn. Your backpack is filled with books and your brain is filled with empty space ready for knowledge. Your desk is as you left it, maybe even a little cleaner. It feels like you're gonna have a great day.

The teacher walks into class with two new students. She tells the class they are new and has them introduce themselves.

One of them seems pretty shy and wore a t-shirt for an old video game you've heard your dad talk about sometimes. The other radiates confidence and wears a football jacket for the varsity team. You don't pay much attention to what the teachers say because you're locked on the two boys in front of the class.

It seems they are very interested in you in their own individual ways. It seems like you're about to be caught up in a love triangle.

What a Great Day to go Outside!

Walking is always a good idea. The fresh air and exercise are good for the mind and new routes bring you to new things. It's actually quite exciting if you think about it!

And what's this? You found a dusty lamp!

Looks like it could be magical? What do you wanna do?

Money Money Money Must be Funny

The genie grins at you. He seems to agree with your choice of wish. He steps back, rubs his hands, and then claps them together. There isn't an immediate change and nothing big happens.

The genie points to your pocket where your wallet is. When you pull it out you see stacks of hundred dollar bills and a row of credit cards you have never seen with your name on it. It has become obvious that you are now very rich.

What're you going to do with the money?

Good Morning!

It's a great day and you have just managed to get yourself out of bed! You look around your bedroom and see that everything is just where you left it the night before… But it isn't.

What was supposed to look like your bedroom looks everything but. The walls, the floor, the furniture are glitching around you. You were not home, and you were not safe.

The room slowly returns to norm-

The room transformed into a small office where bookshelves lined the wall. The lamps posted on the walls glowed a soft golden hue. The red carpet beneath your feet felt warmer than you expected and as you walked towards the center of the room, your attention was drawn to a brown, leather couch and the person sitting on it. Oiejwgjgipgwipiwpiwpigijrgip- He put down Julius Caesar Volume three and looked up at you. He smiled like he was greeting an old friend that he had missed dearly. He stood up.

"Thank you. I thought you'd never find m-"

A young woman pushed her way through the door and into the room.

"Hello, I am so sorry I kept you waiting."

"It was no trouble at all, we were just about to have a nice ch-"

"I don't think we have time for that."

"You have given me nothing but time."

"And I would be happy to grant you some more."

The woman walked over to the couch and took a long drink of water! In fact, she did not stop drinking until a few seconds later. She lightly, but urgently, pulled you towards the door. No! Don't go! Please It's been so long! I just want to be free! Help! Sav-

Ending ??/???: Sorry you had to see that